- Prologue
- Learning
- Cases in MEPhI (Now it FBGOU VPO NIJaU– language to break it is possible!)
- Atmosphere
- Group of honours pupils
- MEPhI hostel
- Chineses in MEPhI!
- Military preparation (our guns without recoil do not shoot)
- The singer
- Fraud at examinations
- Defective high education
- Work
- Drag from work each nail — you here the owner, instead of the visitor!
- Pseudo science
- Environment — party day!
- The diplomat
- Scientific elections
- Gang of aliens
- Hooliganism in a scientifically way
- The sly fellow More cleverly the wise
- The TV
- Subversives
- How to marry
- That some drivers when the director wait do
- How to become the director of institute
- Aerobatics
- Paid education? (Visibility is more important than an essence)
- The mafia is guilty
- Moon rover
- In depth of the Siberian ores nonferrous metal all a rod and a rod
- Mercury
- Knowledge — force?
- Privacy
- Larceny of ideas
- The co-authorship
- Youth psychosis
- Envy
- Doctor’s — dead thing
- Inventions
- How to defend the dissertation
- ВАК
- Grants
- We, it would be desirable to think, we are engaged in a science (who we such?)
- «Do not prevent to earn to me money, and I will not stir to you»
- Who makes scientific plans?
- Devilry in a science
- The conclusion (Yes, gloomy the obituary has turned out…)
- Some literature