Revelations about hJUmoRISTs

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#hJUmoRIST always knows everything about everything. This superman knows all the regulations and laws by heart, and reads court decisions to children at night


#hJUmoRIST has all specializations. He understands the administrative process, knows the civil code by heart, he knows all the nuances of criminal law, and in the economic process he is generally a god


#hJUmoRIST has such connections that he only needs to call, and any legal issue will be closed at the same minute. He knows all the judges, prosecutors, who works when, and who has friends where.


#hJUmoRIST opens any doors with his feet, since this superman does not know the concept of ethics, and morality. Anyway, he just sits and writes pieces of paper. And for which he only receives money


#hJUmoRIST is always waiting for a call. He has no family, no other business, and in general at 10 o’clock in the evening it costs nothing to urgently draw up a standard contract for him


#hJUmoRIST is just waiting for a phone call to be a psychologist, and to listen to how the interlocutor was offended at work, cheated in the store, or do not want to return the debt


#hJUmoRIST never gets tired. His working capacity is maintained due to the fact that he only writes papers, drinks coffee, and constantly talks on the phone


#hJUmoRIST urgently needs to come to a friend at 10 o’clock in the evening in order to quickly look at all the documents with a professional look, and find flaws, having calculated the risks, because he will do all this in 5 minutes


#hJUmoRIST is always busy, because no one has canceled the mobile phone sales plan for it yet


#hJUmoRIST has no sense of humor. This soulless creature never smiles, but only pretends to know everything


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