— Mistress! I am your morning alarm clock.
— Cat! What are you doing?
— This is a face mask and massage. Am I worse than wet cucumbers? You are breaking my heart.
— Morning scrub and face peeling.
— Cat! Enoough! Stop licking me. I am sure you have just washed yourself.
— All the main parts.
— Cat! Why did you get there? And where is my gold fish?
— I am sure that golden cat is better.
— What are you doing in the fridge?
— I am trying to catch mice.
— Theese are sausages.
— Are you sure? They smell like a mouse.
— It seems that there are new striped sausage in my fridge.
— Very loud screeming sausages.
— Mistress! Can you scratch behind your ear like me?
— I will never ever do joga with you! How do you do it?