Things you don’t want to know
Things you don’t want to know
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Jasmin Hajro
Jasmin Hajro
© 2018 Jasmin Hajro
Cover design by
Jasmin Hajro
First edition 2018
In this booklet that you do not want to read,
are shameful things
of epic proportions.
+ My bio; who I am and what I do
+ The weird secret of a long-term & happy relationship
+ Some more things about me that you do not want to know
+ As a thank you a Bonus book,
so you don’t get any trauma
from reading Things you don’t want to know
Authors bio
My name is Jasmin Hajro, I am the founder of establishment Hajro, Hajro Group & foundation Giveth Life.
And the author of 13 books, which are available (in Dutch & English)
in 190 countries worldwide.
Establishment Hajro specializes in direct selling
sets of birthday greetingcards.
And donates part of it’s proceeds to
more than 40 charities in the Netherlands.
Before becoming an entrepreneur,
I’ve had a successful career as a cook.
After 10 years of reading, studying, taking courses,
investing personally & professionally…
I became a selftaught financial improvement specialist &
share my patented financial system
with you, in my #1 book Build Your Fortune.
In my other books I share my knowledge,
life experiences and business strategies,
to help people improve their personal & professional life.
The royalties of my books go to charity,
namely Foundation Giveth Life.
For more information visit: www.hajrobv.nl
Things you do not want to know
I start to wonder if this is a good idea.
Why would one make an ass out off himself like this?
I’m well on my way,
I have always work as a salesman.
I can earn every day.
Monday to Sunday, yes.
I always meet other people &
no one is breathing down my neck or telling me…
What I have to do.
I have written 9 books, actually 10 …
The 10th is about Establishment Hajro and as
you read it, it’s like you are visiting the website.
Nowadays you get a Bonus book with it.
The other 9 are better.
My books have been published in 190 countries worldwide.
If someone buys a book from me,
the part that I receive (the royalty) goes to the Good Cause.
As you already understood, it is donated to charity :
foundation Giveth Life.
( At the time that I am translating this book, on august 7th 2018, I have written a total of 13 books. And the title of this book was going to be: Really fucking lame )
What many people do not know
Establishment Hajro donates money to more than 40 Charities,
and the Giveth Life foundation processes payments to and
from Hajro. From the same bank account of the
foundation, all donations are made
to those more than 40 Charities, in the Netherlands.
So if you buy a book from me,
and I would get 5 dollars royalty for that.
Then the 5 euro goes to the Giveth Life foundation.
And from there it is,
with modest amounts,
donated to many more Charities.
So the buyers & readers of my books,
support more than 40 Charities.
Nice to know, right?
The weird secret of a long-term & happy relationship
A blowjob a day, keeps the troubles away.
Those kind of moments
Have you ever been unable to poop for 2 or 3 days?
And then suddenly you need to.
And you find it a waste of time to be there
sitting on the pot for a quarter of an hour and looking at the wall.
So you take a book with you,
and start reading while you start to shit.
Well, about half an hour later
you’re finally ready. And wipe your butt 2 or 3 times
with a new piece of toilet paper.
Yeah, you are of course quite hygienic.
And you flush the toilet.
And the toilet bowl just runs full of water,
and you see your turd
and your toilet paper floating in it.
There you are… looking at it
And it just doesn’t flush..
So you take the toilet brush and try to press down the mess.
No effect, only your brush gets completely covered with shit.
You rinse again &
hallelujah.
You then rinse again to clean the toilet brush.
When you’re done, you spray some of that air freshener around.
Wash your hands and sit back in the living room.
After a minute or two,
you notice that smell.
I wiped my butt 3 times, used a quarter of a roll
of toiletpaper.
And washed my hands.
Why is that smell around me?
My mother and sister watch TV.
Would they smell it too?
The mystery remains unresolved.
I do not know how much later.
Maybe a few days later,
I realize,
maybe that smell got in my clothes,
after sitting half an hour on the toilet.
Finally figured out.
Visiting
So you visit your father in Smilde,
in another province. About 2 to 3 hours
from your place of residence.
You obviously take with you a bag with
important things.
Once there, you get your journals (journals)
out of your bag. And says you took em with you,
so Dad can read them. Who does not like to read &
asks: did you bring the necessay things with you.
Like a toothbrush?
Eh, no. My tabacco and journals only.
33 years
(It is now June 19, 2018,
Tuesday evening 22:00. )
You will be 33 years old, in 18 days
and you still live with your mother.
Well, things worked out differently.
Legendary sock
Lie in your bed there, thinking of a beautiful woman
and playing with your dick.
And after your minute of glory,
cumming in your sock.
I told you already, that you don’t want to know these things.
And that I wonder if writing this book, is a good idea.
Ah well, what can happen,
except that people laugh at you.
Many people laugh at you.
All over the world.
And that you become famous & worldfamous,
not because of the good things you’ve done or
to the people you helped.
But for being the cumming in the sock guy.
Worldwide.
You must be feeling great
After 28 months in a row,
having made sales every month.
(closed sales )
And we got a new kitchen.
And my sister had given birth,
and I also became uncle of a beautiful little girl.
And in the meantime I wrote my 10th book &
published it.
How would you feel about yourself?
I woke up half-dead,
the days and weeks thereafter
I couldn’t get out of my bed.
Some kind of burnout.
Now 2 months later,
I am finally becoming more active again.
Orderly
I have a lot of things in my office / room,
but it is orderly.
I have lists for everything,
to do lists,
reminders, notes.
But it is orderly.
I can not stand it when things are messy.
Do you have that too?
Proud parents
My mom and dad are absolutely super proud
of me. Because their son lets the whole world know,
that he cums in his sock.