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LIYA SHADAT PRESENTS — «MAGICAL DUBAI — 3»

LIFE-THREATENING
MAGICAL DUBAI — 3

Collection of short stories

— stories of women

from CIS countries who came to this country in the late 90s and early 2000s… All the stories are based on real events, about women serving various prison sentences in the city of Dubai.

Readers: it will be interesting for those who have visited or want to visit Dubai!

Contents of the book :

1 — Lola with chupa-chups in her belt and a thriller in Niyaba.

2 — Bald Guzal.

3 — Pritika — Amputation of the phallus.

4 — Two sisters Lulu and Leticia.

5 — Maria Columbian.

6 — Yasmin is an Ethiopian. A Voodoo drug dealer.

1 — Lola with chupa-chups in her belt and a thriller in Niyaba.

Funnier than the case with Lola, there has not been in prison for the last 5—6 years.The story of the failed «terrorist» is that she tried, according to her own words, to blow up the niyaba (prosecutor’s office building) of Dubai.The reason-she needed a local passport and her son too. Lola came to the UAE at the dawn of the 90s, during the intensive growth of this country.

Occupation — individual labor activity (prostitution).Like many of her compatriots, dissatisfied with the politics and lifestyle in her country, Uzbekistan, decided to try her luck in the UAE. Having been doing, thus, for some years, what I was going for and who was skilled in the Arabic language, I decided to put down roots in this Arabic «paradise» and become a full-fledged resident of the Emirates.

After listening to the fables that getting pregnant from a local «Croesus» and having a baby, she will automatically receive a UAE passport, she decided not to delay with the coveted dream.«Dad» was easy to find.Concerned men of the Emirates, still not sated with the caresses of women of all continents and ages, still went easy on rapprochement. Lolo thought through everything to the smallest detail. As she herself cried to the shorts and some prisoners, the future performer of her dreams, doted on her. He was affectionate with her, helped with money, rented housing at his own expense, supported her dreams of a joint future.

However, at the same time, he often made Lola cry into her pillow at his sudden absences and subsequent phone calls of a rather frivolous character from representatives of her own sex. But she didn ’t despair. Being an optimist by nature and a woman who does not suffer defeats, Lola even personally rewarded the annoying friends of her «unique» with cuffs several times. One of them had the audacity to show up to her and claim that she was the one and not repeatable for her habibi.

At the same time, being not quite sober and having the consequences of clarifying a relationship with someone, bruises on his face.

Time passed, incoming news from his native Uzbekistan, constantly fevered Lolina’s imagination.Prices for everything are rising, there is no work, the salary is only enough for Kotex, the president does not worry about anything.

She decided to take the bull by the horns, thus becoming pregnant one day and putting «habibi» in front of the fact. Oddly enough, he took this news calmly and promised to take all the expenses for the birth and re-birth of the child. Lola was over the moon with happiness!

Her dreams were coming true. Before that, she ran to a friend of an Armenian woman who trades fortune-telling for a living, and she forced her to drink Turkish coffee, in the resulting thicket she saw a large camel with two humps. A camel is your Arab, two humps are you and your child.

Being laconic, the disgruntled Armenian explained. (Lola paid her only 50 dirhams), and she usually took at least a hundred, or even higher.

Everything comes true! Having carried her child calmly, she gave birth to a boy. Dad accepted his birth calmly, everything was going fine. Happy Lola was very proud and boasted to everyone how lucky she was, unlike many of her fellow countrymen who had suffered a fiasco in the field of catching a rich Arab «horse».

So about 8 years have passed.The boy grew up, went to an American-Arab college. I spoke exclusively in Arabic and English with my parents. The news from Rodimogouzbekistan no longer bothered her.

But one day, talking to her sister on the phone, she asked what her son’s citizenship was. UAE,» Lola replied immediately.- exactly.- asked the sister.

— well, I live here, the child too, — Lola answered.

— And on which visa, you are signed with your own.

— We did nikah (consent to marriage from a local mullah)

— You would have corrected the documents, otherwise you never know what, -the cautious sister taught.

After such conversations, Lola used to have a very vague feeling in her soul.

And who knows what will happen tomorrow. He’ll take me, throw me out on the street, bring another one.She didn’t even want to think about deportation to her native penates.No way!

So I have already settled in the UAE. My husband supports me, the child studies, I send money home little by little. Lola reasoned.

Thus, Lee’s thoughts about the local passport were firmly planted in her sick brain. What prompted her to commit a reckless, stupid trick, Allah alone knows.The man of her dreams, T. E.. the roommate flatly refused to apply for a passport for her and the child.

— Are you crazy? — he was indignant. — Arab women can’t get a local passport, and who are you? Uzbek charmotte. (it should be noted that in the UAE, many local Arabs have Egyptian, Syrian, Indian, Pakistani wives who LIVE WITHOUT a passport and thus are deprived of many privileges concerning the local population). Local Arabs simply do not want to be responsible for divorcing a foreign wife.

Therefore, only a few people receive a local passport with the assistance of a spouse. Lola was not satisfied with this answer by any parameters.

A stubborn thought stuck in her inflamed brain, did not give her rest day or night. Realizing that no persuasion, and even more so threats, do not affect her obstinate «steed» in any way, she decided, if not by washing, then by riding.

Rushing from one extreme to the other, she decided on a rash act, the consequences of which led her to the dock.

,,,Early in the morning, during working hours, niyaba employees were forced to leave their places soon due to ter. act. A young woman, in an abaya, wrapped around her waist with something resembling an explosive device, furiously yelled that she would blow up the whole of Niyaba if her damned Arab husband was not put in prison or forced to marry her.

Naturally, this insane person turned out to be Lola.

The frightened policemen began to run away in fear, having managed to inform about the crazy woman by phone. They also hastily began to evacuate everyone who was inside the building at that time. But, fortunately, the unfortunate Lola did not carry out her threats. A sniper rifle was pointed at her for 13 hours.

After being captured by the police, she was checked for the presence of a bomb on her body. For a long time, they were afraid to approach her. BUT glory to Allah!

There was a chupa-chups in the pockets. The alarm turned out to be false. It could have been worse. Lola was arrested, an inquiry was held. She told everyone in a row that she would blow up niyabu anyway, supposedly she had people left on the street. The policewomen only looked at her with regret and sighed.

They felt sorry for Lola. During interrogations at the trace, she cried and whined the same story, saying she urgently needed a local passport, and she only said about the bomb that she was joking.

But then he did not consider her antics as a joke. The court awarded her 7 years, instead of the promised 15, for attempting to act ter. Probably, they felt sorry for her son.She should be happy, but she’s not.Already in prison, she continues to pester the beginning with her slanders, about.that she should meet with the ruler of Dubai, Sheikh Mohammed Al Maktoum and seek justice from him.

The ruler of the UAE himself did not reach her, but officials from higher authorities and representatives of Interpol came to Lola.

They interrogated her again, and finally assured her in the usual way: «Inshallah, you will get afrach and go to Uzbekistan.»

But Lola couldn’t hear that.Asking them to put the «culprit» in the incident, also in prison and force him to recognize the paternity of her son.To which the Arab directly told the representatives of the authorities and the police that they had no marriage contracts.

He just lived with her out of pity.By the way, he also added that Lola arranged similar incidents in the neighboring emirates, Ajman and Sharjah. BUT there were no fools to throw a yoke around their necks.

To this day, Lola remains in prison, not losing hope that Allah will hear her prayers and she will be released into the street, in the UAE. Then she’ll show them all!

And with all this, by the way, her words do not diverge from her deeds.

For example, she once hung herself and tried to strangle one Phillip.

She turned her son, Jabir, into a real yeti (bigfoot).

He practically does not leave his room, in which he lives alone with his mother.

They sleep in one bed, the second is filled with products from the prison supermarket. The boy not only does not see the sun, but also does not develop physically and mentally.Before coming to prison, he studied in the 4th grade, at that time he was 10 years old.

Sitting on the bed all these years, he began to hunch over, squint and look at people from under the brow.

When asked why she torments an innocent child, the «Bomb» answers so that no one gets into her private life.she is sitting in the children’s ward of the prison.

Having completed his term, he does not want to hear about returning to Uzbekistan in any way.

Almost everyone is tired of it. The bosses are behaving very strangely.

They constantly call her and her son to the office, conduct a conversation, exhort that they will help buy a ticket to the country, pack things for their son on the road, give money. She’s in no way!

The fixed idea of «fix» in her sick head does not give her rest. The bosses just shrug and sigh.

Not a day goes by that a bomb doesn’t get into a fight with someone.

Usually these are phillipines, of whom a lot are sitting for a stupid «boyfriend» case and the birth of children without registration. The inmates of the prison were already used to the screams coming from the children’s section. Clutching each other’s hair, Lola and her opponents roll on the floor in front of the frightened children.

Lazy cops are not even in a hurry to separate them. They’re bored.

Therefore, through the glass doors, they stand and watch the whole mess.

One of the battles ended with the fact that in front of everyone, the bomb tore off her clothes and was left naked.

She arranged this demarche when one of the Filipino mothers of Ash, in response to Lorla’s insults, blurted out that Lola sleeps with her overgrown son in the same bed.To which the bomb screamed that there was no one in the world more chaste than her and her son.

The women who were with her in the sex room more than once went to the manager’s office and told how the son of the bomb looked into their rooms at night when they were either bathing or changing clothes.

And they start to be afraid that he might start molesting their little daughters. One day the managers’ patience ran out and she called the police squad. Yuiz men’s prison, thinking that at the sight of men, the bomb finally calm down and go home. But it wasn’t there.

As soon as she saw the representatives of the stronger sex, the bomb went into a rage.

Splashing with saliva, she vilified the UAE and its inhabitants in every way. Interfering with the Arabic, English, Uzbek speech, Lola brought the guards to the point that they handcuffed her by one hand and put her to stand outside the room in a section.

After a while, the handcuff was removed, but Lola refused to enter the room.

Thus, after standing half the night and whining. Everyone listened to her howling and swearing.

Mentally and physically, she harassed not only herself, but also the people around her. Apparently, the whole farce, pleased not only her alone, but the authorities.

After all, it endured all her antics. But in any case, you need to put a point, Which the guards tried to put with her.

One morning she was summoned for another interrogation by the manager. She silently packed up and went. No one remembers how long she stayed in the office, but she returned just as silently, oddly enough.

She remained silent all day, and in the morning she was found hanging herself on her own sheila in the TV room. The cry was raised by one of the filipinas, who became early to warm up milk for her baby. Everyone came running to her scream.

And when they saw Lola hanging on Sheila, they screamed, some with joy, some with fright.Sleepy cops came running to their or and began filming Lola, who suddenly suddenly opened her eyes and, to the amazement of those present, declared in a hoarse voice that none of them should be happy. You won’t wait for my death, they say. Jaburik was sleeping in the room all this time, and when the shorts pulled him out and began telling him to at least bring his mother to reason, he calmly replied: «I don’t care, I’m studying the Koran, and when I’m done I’ll write a letter to the sheikh to set me free.After all, I didn’t do anything, it was my mother who put the chupa chupsv in the belt.

Upset by the fact that she did not find support in the person of her son, the bomb wearily sank to the floor and said:

— They want to transfer you to a men’s prison, because you are already an adult by their standards.

«Let me go,» Jabir replied calmly.

At least I’ll be with men, and not with these monkeys,» he nodded towards the gaping Filipinas.

You don’t understand.

They can rape you there, make you a khaniz,» the bomb persisted.

— I’ll rape anyone you want, and then it’s better.

At least I’ll sleep there alone, on my bunk, and not with your fat ass,» he replied calmly. The bomb exploded:

— I’m doing all this because of you and your happiness, — she began to get excited.

— The longer we stay, the more likely it is that they will get tired of us and let us out into the street.And then you will be able to get a UAE passport and I will be with you.

Hurry up, I’ll get a Phillipine passport. When one of these ugly women claims that I raped her and now I have to get married,» Jabir replied, grinning.

It was unbearable for Lola’s understanding and perception.

Jumping to her feet, as if nothing had happened, she began to go back to her old ways, bonfire the UAE, INSULT the unfortunate residents of the Philippines and Indonesia, and along with them the entire prison authorities.

So from day to day. And to this day she is there and Allah alone knows what will happen to her and her son, how long the Arab patience will last, and her too.

2 — Bald Guzal.

Guzal did not resist much when she was brought and put in al-farada (solitary confinement). It’s even better here, she can be alone and think about her plans. The fact that there was no mattress on the iron bed didn’t bother her either. There were two thin blankets and a pillow. Sitting cross-legged on the floor, she began to think about the further plan of «release» from prison.

So far, everything was going as she planned. At the cry she raised, sleepy cops came running. Rather, they were called by Guzali’s cellmates, tired of her antics.